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Earl says he had a red shirt, black hair and mustache. Greater Love Doc is sick and tired of working day and night and being paid off in promises. He wants to go to San Francisco. No Indians Sam tells Matt the Pawnees killed and scalped a family. Matt and Chester Lonley to look. They meet Reao Starr. Matt says he'd like to tag along. They find a man, woman, boy and little girl shot and scalped.

Matt remarks every family was killed in the open. Matt says it wasn't Indians.

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The Big Con Mr. Chester's Hanging Someone keeps hanging people in Dodge and making it look like suicide. Carmen A secret Army payroll is stolen and two soldiers killed. The Major threatens Matt with marshal law if the thieves aren't caught. Matt suspects Jenny Lane, a new girl at the Lonely ladies looking real sex Chester Branch of being involved. Nation kills their horses then gives himself up.

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So does Coney who's out to kill Matt for putting him in jail for 5 years. Coney gets sick and Abbie takes care of him. Kitty's Rebellion An old friend of the family comes to Dodge looking for Kitty, but when he finds out she's a saloon owner, he's dismayed. Intent on defending her honor wherever she is insulted, he nearly gets himself killed. Sky While Chester is teaching Miss Kitty guitar LLonely and singing technics, the cowpokes at Aberdeen SD 3 somes Long Branch are making quite a fuss over Frog mouth Kate.

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He gets thrown by his horse and hits his head then gets kidnapped by the Cheyene. Murder Warrant Lee Prentice is shot by Jake Harbin who has a dead or alive bogus murder warrant for him. Matt has to try and figure a way to keep him and Sherriff Ben Goddard from taking Lee back.

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Miguel says the law has to be by a man's own hands. Matt says that he is the law not Miguel. Box o' Beautiful ladies looking nsa Tulsa Packy Roundtree changes his name and pretends to be dead because of his fear of Jed Crooder. He asks the Parson to bury a coffin to make everyone think he is dead but the coffin is nothing but a Box of Rocks.

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Matt rides out to Jezra's ranch to talk to him but his wife insists they have a piece of pie first before going to see Jezra in the barn. The Tragedian Edward, as washed up actor, gets caught cheating at cards. Matt gets him a job washing dishes but Edward steals money and gets drunk.

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When she opens the saloon, she lets the Dodge cowpokes know that she is very handy with a gun and will use that gun on any trouble makers in her saloon. Doc tries to explain to the man that he was never a judge and has always been a doctor, but the man does not believe Doc. An all-out war is looming when Matt won't arrest Burt right away. Kitty's Killing When an older gentlemen, Jacob Leech, comes into Lonely ladies looking real sex Chester Dodge jail house and tells Matt and Chester that he plans to kill a man named Ollie Radford, Matt puts Jacob Leech in the jail for the night to cool off.

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The more cocaine he snorts, the faster he sings, and the more disjointed and surreal the song becomes. Eventually the whole experience is revealed to be a vivid, cocaine-induced hallucination. Katy Perry sings at an Academy Awards-like ceremony the theme song from the fictional superhero film Boogerman played by Peter Sarsgaardfeatures most of the cast including episode host Amy Poehler. A man Samberg tries to call to report a home invasion on his iPhone using the app " Emergency," but is bombarded with ads for the movie Rescue Pooking 3D.

At the end, Samberg is caught by the burglars, only to be saved by Rescue Dog. Helen Mirren appears as the police chief in the trailer for Rescue Dogs 3D. A man Samberg is the subject of a bizarre therapy session conducted by his psychiatrist played by episode host Jane Lynch who inserts herself in his self-conscious images of peace and tranquility. A girl played by episode host Emma Stone sings lioking her school's cafeteria about breaking her arm by slipping on grape jelly.

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A parody of the Dolly Parton song 9 to 5 throughout which Andy Samberg and episode host Paul Rudd stumble throughout the city. Musical guest Paul McCartney is featured. Chef Mario Batali makes a cameo appearance.

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A witch curses a handsome laadies Samberg portraying Gene Hackman as the protagonist into a nerdy guy, he starts to fall in love a sexx played by episode host Miley Cyrus who likes him a little bit. A sequel possibly prequel to "The Roommate" short, where Samberg is the same nerdy character. Zach Galifianakis interviews young children as possible candidates for being his assistant. Turn Off the Dark. It is revealed that Hader and Samberg have stolen Wilson the volleyball to blackmail Hanks.

Episode host and musical guest Elton John portrays the villain and Carmelo Anthony plays a security guard. Nasim Nude teens in Bridgeport az to be inspired, so she finds Helen Mirren in her dressing room, where Pedrad dreams she is in "Helen Mirren's Titties", a place beyond space and time, and a sequence of shots involving happy things like two leaders shaking hands, flowers, etc.

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Susan Sarandon and Patricia Clarkson have cameos in the opening scene. Released as a standalone single. Two cops Ladjes and Samberg bored at work find music in everyday life parody of Stomp.

The entire precinct gets involved, but things turn aggressive when The Blue Man Group played by Fred Armisen [who actually was a member before becoming an SNL cast member] and Paul Brittain show up to play along until they get shot by everyone. At a clothing store, a man Samberg is unconvinced that the V-neck shirt he is trying on is for him, despite his girlfriend's Pedrad assurances. But when the store owner episode host Ben Stiller Lonely ladies looking real sex Chester, wearing a deeper V enters, Samberg attempts to one-up him and asks a clerk for "something deeper" starting an impromptu V-neck battle, ending Wife seeking nsa OH Westlake 44145 the store clerk getting arrested for indecent exposure.

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Samberg gestures towards the sky, hoping it will rain, but it doesn't and gets urinated on by a man on the roof. Samberg begins complaining to the crew that he can't do the music video without rain, making insulting remarks about the producer Vanessa Bayer and his big-butted assistant played by host Emma Stone. In an early '80s-style instructional video, a nerdy man dressed like Carl Sagan Samberg shows viewers how to seduce women by playing chess, but the first two women played by Nasim Pedrad and Abby Elliott beat him.

The instructor then changes the game lookjng checkers and still gets beaten by a woman Kristen Wiig. He tries Jengabut ends up knocking the tower over. He tries eating glass, but ends up scaring the woman he's trying to seduce played by special guest Olivia Wilde. The instructor with his lips and mouth now bandaged up gives up and lectures on how to hire a prostitute.

The instructor is stabbed and robbed of his money. Before dying, the prostitute comes back and beats him at chess. Katy Perry and Samberg become best friends, then meet up with a "handsome drug addict" Matt Damon and "brilliant lunatic" Val Kilmer who want to be best friends too.

Perry and Samberg become more and more frightened until Perry abandons the three when the drug addict shoots himself during a game of Russian roulette. The lunatic then builds a time machine, retrieving two cavemen, Marilyn Monroe played by Nasim PedradAmelia Earhart played by Vanessa BayerAbraham Lincoln played by John Solomonand Julius Caesar from the past, who, along with Samberg, the lunatic, and the lunatic's "failed bird-man experiment" who briefly left the duo to have sex with a white girl at the mall wish the audience a merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

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